Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

i have to add a comment: i am pretty sure i have never violated Hartley’s Second Law.

You have taken yourself too seriously.

There are two things on earth that are universal, hydrogen and stupidity.

When attempting to predict legislative moves by a politician, never be misled by what he says; instead, watch what he does.

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.