If builders built buildings the way programmers built programs, the the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

i think i know that woodpecker.

You never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank — the really big chunks always rise to the top.

One of my favorites.

Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant; the population is growing.

The secret to happiness is to rely on as few other people as possible.