The better the customer service, the sooner you get to speak with someone who can’t help you.

Only errors exist. Berman’s Corollary to Robert’s Axiom: One man’s error is another man’s data.

The best revenge is to live long enough to be a problem to your children.

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.