From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Wethern’s Law of Suspended Judgement: Assumption is the mother of all screwups.

Goofy guy’s recall of Wethern’s Law: Best explained by Tony Randall’s character Felix Unger in the “Odd Couple” television series during a courtroom scene when Felix wrote “Assume” on the flip chart, divided it into his syllabic breakdown, and proclaimed, “‘Ass-u-me’ makes an ass out of you and me.”