From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Weinberg’s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Goofy guy’s codicil on Weinberg’s Second Law: And the way i have struggled with my printer, Google, passwords, etc. in the last couple of days, i just might be the woodpecker of programs.