From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Doane’s First Law of Procrastination: The more proficient is at procrastination, the less proficient one need to be at all else.

Goofy guy’s admission concerning Doane’s First Law of Procrastination: Now i know why i’m not real good at a lot of things, but i have become an ace at procrastination.