From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

 Goofy guy’s augmentations to Grelb’s Reminder: …and only one percent actually are…and that may be too high of an estimate…and i confess i’m in the eighty percent, not in the one percent.