The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

In dealing with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.

1. Trial balances don’t. 2. Working capital doesn’t. 3. Liquidity tends to run out. 4. Return on investments won’t.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time, he will pick himself up and continue on.

If, in the course of several months only three social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.