If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don’t understand the problem.

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.

If you understand it, it’s obsolete.

No one is too old to learn a new way to be stupid.

If you abstain from drinking, smoking, and carousing, you may not live longer…but it will feel longer.