To err is human, but it feels divine.

If it’s green and wriggles, it’s biology. 2. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. 3. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

i have probably bored you all to boredom supreme with my five day tribute to my wife putting up with me for forty years. i will attempt to return to normal, if there is a normal with me. Here is Murphy’s Law “Rudnicki’s Rule:

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.