There are two things on earth that are universal, hydrogen and stupidity.

When attempting to predict legislative moves by a politician, never be misled by what he says; instead, watch what he does.

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Before ordering a test, decide what you will do 1) If it is positive, or 2) negative. If both answers are the same, don’t do the test.