Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

If builders built buildings the way programmers built programs, the the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

i think i know that woodpecker.

You never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank — the really big chunks always rise to the top.

One of my favorites.

Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant; the population is growing.