Created from extensive research of late:
Goofy guy’s Curse of the Road: If traffic is reduced to almost nothing, the number of wrecks will be increased.
Goofy guy’s explanation of his Curse of the Road: Since hunkering down began, i have been on the interstate/freeway system exactly five times: drove Sarah to pick up our wonderful meal s from Wine Vault and Bistro three times, drove there myself to pick up the first one when this all began, and drove to golf at Temecula Creek Inn yesterday for golf. During three of those five times, i was in the middle of extensive traffic jams that extended the drive over a half-hour to more than an hour. Sarah has declared it my curse.
Goofy guy’s small delight in his Curse of the Road: Maureen decided to drive home yesterday.