These were included in one of my Facebook posts from a dozen years ago. i wanted to make sure they were archived here. i would add some goofy guy comments to each one, but some hit too close to home.
“Murphy’s Law” desk calendar has had a spate of great observations in the last few days:
Pascal on Man: The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.
Bloch’s Law of Golf: The only time your ball listens to you when you’re yelling at it is when you are giving it misinformation.
Jerome’s Rule: It is always the best policy to speak the truth – unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Zappa’s Law: There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.