From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Ballance’s Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Goofy guy’s extension of Ballance’s Law of Relativity: This law increases exponentially for men as they age. Proof: Watch Peter Sellers in “The Party” scene while Claudine Longet is singing.