From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Matz’s Maxim: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Goofy guy’s consideration of Matz’s Maxim: i must have come to a multitude of decisions lately according to Matz’s Maxim in that i spend a great deal of time being tired of thinking.