From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Goofy guy’s modification of Grelb’s Reminder: Of the other twenty percent, 15 percent don’t drive, and of those drivers who consider themselves above average, the ones ahead of me drive too slow, and the ones behind me drive too fast: It’s a good thing i am an above average driver.