Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

McGee’s First Law: It’s amazing how long it takes to complete something you are not working on.

Goofy guy’s corollary to McGee’s First Law: It is even more amazing those somethings you aren’t working on have to be done before you can work on what you are working on.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Ruckert’s Law: There is nothing so small that it can’t be blown out of proportion.

Goofy guy’s clarification of Ruckert’s Law: This law applies to all of us all of the time and is usually activated rather than recognized and dismissed; it is a requirement to be followed by all politicians and political positions.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Big Al’s Law: A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.

Goofy guy’s conclusion to Big Al’s Law: Big Al past away trying to clean an electrical switchboard with soap and water.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Fahnestock’s Rule for Failure: If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all of the evidence that you tried.

Goofy guy’s addition to Fahnestock’s Rule for Failure: This is mandatory exponentially for politicians.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Zymurgy’s Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.

Goofy guy’s observation of Zymurgy’s Law of  Evolving System Dynamics: And most frequently you cannot find another can big enough.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Murphy’s Fourth Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Goofy guy’s admission concerning Murphy’s Fourth Corollary: It took over three hours to post this this morning as i kept having to do something first…no, make that four: i forgot about Daylight Silly Time.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

McDonald’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law: In any given set of circumstances, the proper course of action is determined by subsequent events.

Goofy guy’s investigation results of McDonald’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law: And neither the course nor the subsequent events are ever discernible until later, much later.