Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Robert’s Axiom: Only errors exist.
Berman’s Corollary to  Robert’s Axiom: One Man’s error is another man’s error.
 Goofy guy’s corollary to Berman’s Corollary to Robert’s Axiom: A politician’s error is his or her opposition’s data.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Fifth Law of Unreliability: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
 Goofy guy’s admission pertaining to the Fifth Law of Unreliability: i have erred but since computers have come into my life, the errors have exponentially expanded.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Beifeld’s Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in company of (1) a date, (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.
 Goofy guy’s exegesis concerning Beifeld’s Principle: And some of my age are glad that is long behind us, and especially glad we are not face with that principle in the current times.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Murphy’s Third Law of Construction: The more planning you do for a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.
 Goofy guy’s extension to Murphy’s Third Law of Construction: …and something always goes wrong.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
 Goofy guy’s augmentations to Grelb’s Reminder: …and only one percent actually are…and that may be too high of an estimate…and i confess i’m in the eighty percent, not in the one percent.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Golub’s Third Law of Computerdom: The effort required to correct course increases geometrically with time.
 Goofy guy’s redirection of Golub’s Third Law of Computerdom: This law is more applicable to conning ships at sea.. not to mention just about every other thing in life.